So there's this big crime boss guy who resembles a young T.S. Eliot
who opens up the movie with a big speech on the link between genius and
sexual depravity. As any student of rhetoric will teach you, it's
a fallacy to assume that if A=B, then B=A.
Somehow
this guy comes to the conclusion that he's a genius because as he charmingly
puts it, "I can only come when someone else dies." Of course, he
says this right before killing someone. The someone turns out to
be a cop, and his partner, Bryant, in retaliation, hires an Italian hitwoman
(Kendra Torgan) to take out the big crime boss. As it turns out,
Bryant can't afford to pay the hitwoman so he bullies a group of two bit
hoods (led by George, a menacing looking Ian McLaughlin) into bumping off
the hitwoman after she's made the hit. The hitwoman shows up, blows away
everyone at the big crime boss guy's antique store except the big crime
boss guy who's doublecrossing guys and taking their money out at Newcastle.
She manages to find out when the crime boss is coming back, then goes back
to kill time until T.S. Eliot returns. Kendra Torgan as the Italian
hitwoman is good, and even gets naked briefly for a welcome, but utterly
gratuitous, bit.
So here's the deal; most of the movie takes place in a poorly designed
set of a hotel room where the thugs come one by one to
kill
off the hitwoman. The hitwoman, in between taking a bath, listening
to instructional tapes and listening to tunes, dispatches all the witless
thugs one by one. Ergo, the opening title. While the thugs
sit around and wait to hear back from whichever one they've sent off to
do the hitwoman in, Bryant and his partner investigate the antique store
killing, which rapidly becomes a debate about character when Bryant's partner
quickly figures out that Bryant's involved. Lotta talking, lotta
waiting. In the end, more violence, a clever twist, and a final shot
so long and boring I stopped paying attention three times before it ended.
Apart from the charisma of Kendra, the best thing about the movie is the
Portishead song that they use twice (get the most for your money, I guess).
I'm listening to it now, in fact; if nothing else, I owe Killing Time a
debt for making me break out my copy of Dummy again (and allow me to recommend
it to you all out there).
Talk, talk, talk, with a little of the feelgood violence thrown in.
Nothing wrong with that, of course, but so much of the talk works way too
hard to be quick and clever without really succeeding. And the action
scenes really aren't filmed that well, and the movie is edited badly and
the set design, as I think I've mentioned, is lame. Most of this
I'm willing to forgive, but the end
credits
have a quote at the end from Jean Luc Godard; "all it takes to make a movie
is a girl and a gun." A low-budget film should be celebrated for
being done at all, of course, but I think it's sensible to leave the pat
on the back for others to give. And that seems to be the problem
with Killing Time in general; like people that are clever but not as clever
as they think they are, this movie wears on the nerves a bit. I watched
the Glimmer Man between the first and second halves of this movie and if
nothing else, this movie makes that one's lack of pretension look admirable.
As a toss-up, I'd still recommend Killing Time before the Glimmer Man (although
it would take me an hour and a half to construct the whole lamentable desert
island scenario necessary to justify such a recommendation) if for no other
reason than this is a great example of what to do wrong--and right--if
making a low budget movie.
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